First issues first: Relaxation in peace to my expectations. They’re gone. RIP. They’re no extra; they’ve left the constructing. At the least, that’s the case the place Rihanna’s new music is worried.
You see, I advised y’all a while in the past—I used to be achieved anticipating musical issues aka an album from Rih, particularly when information dropped that she could be releasing a Caribbean cuisine-inspired cookbook. That stated, together with her newest trolling, I’mma simply sit again, calm down, re-apply my Fenty Gloss Bomb, get my edges prepared for this Fenty Hair and revisit ANTI. (Since that’s the one full mission she’s since felt so inclined to bless us with. Rattling, do I sound bothered? I sound kinda bothered, don’t I? Let me chill.)
Talking of ANTI, the eighth studio album from our Barbadian unhealthy gal not too long ago hit a serious milestone. According to People, it’s now the primary album by a Black girl artist to spend 5 years on the Billboard 200 chart. Rihanna Navy, standup! Celebrating the achievement in a video posted to social media, Rih captioned:
“Grateful to essentially the most Excessive for placing die arduous supporters in my circle. #Anti #WomensHistoryMonth. Congrats to everybody that contributed to this period, thanks workforce.”
However after all in true Navy vogue, the celebration couldn’t simply keep centered on ANTI for too lengthy. “Have a good time by releasing a track,” one fan wrote. To which Rih replied, “I believe I ought to quickly, only one tho lol.”
Now lady. Why are you taking part in video games on our telephones like this? Everyone knows that “quickly” ain’t a date on the calendar. You ain’t slick. And as if that wasn’t sufficient, when one other fan commented “ R9 is what we’d like,” per NME the Diamonds singer retorted: “Lemme have my second nuuuhhh??? Lol”
*Deep, heavy Barbadian sigh*
Fact is, I’m drained. At this level, as a result of Rih’s trolling expertise are legendary and she or he’s hella busy constructing her empire, I actually don’t know what to imagine. All I do know is that every time—if ever—she decides to drop one other mission, I’ll be right here. Ready. As soon as once more.